Donkey Rectum Tunes

I used the original vocals for this. Unfortunately, the word "cunt" was censored in the sample I found. Lame. The rest of the instruments are virtual. By the way, I'm doing all these covers to see if I can recreate realistic guitar sounds with DI samples and free amp and distortion plugins. Free plugins: Blue Cat free amp Mercuriall JCM800 Hot Preamp NadIR cabinet simulator Pro F.E.T. distortion pedal TAL Tube saturator Wave Arts Tube Saturator Vintage

Made using virtual instruments.

Remastering an old piano and guitar and drum track. It was earsplitting before. Less so now.

Created using midi instruments

I do more than remaster these in truth. I exchange samples, remix, and then master them. Original: New:

Snare be compressed as a mu'fucka.

Original: Remaster:

Original: Remaster:

I'm remastering some of my old tracks to practice mastering and apply since-learned mixing skills. These tracks are of questionable listenability, but I am trying to bring them up to a decent level. This first one, I think, was alright to begin with. Here's the original: And the first remaster: And the second remaster: This other track was like polishing a poo. I can't find the address of the original, but here's the remaster:

Mothafuckas who put bullshit in tea incur my rage and destruction.

A modern mountain song about drugs and atheism

House music with dubstep-like bits. I think that's what to call this.

Still playing around with vocal processing. I'm learning how to use compression more effectively.

I experiment with vocal processing.

A story rap about cryptocurrency and headhunters. Warning: this song is ten and a half minutes long.

I had fun putting together various samples to make this. It's weird.

About hos

A song about homeless people written by a formerly homeless person.

I spent a few hours on this one.

Yes, I'm still doing rap. I think it's hilarious.

I remade an old song with new instruments because I liked it so much.

This is my first song to exceed five minutes. It tells the tale of a sailor and his love of titties.

Rufus of the MkNuttz Crew brings us his new single, Pussy Ass Bitch.

A track from Petey's cousin Sleezy MkNuttz

The Debut track of the fresh new rap group Tha MkNuttz Crew, including rap legend Petey MkNuttz, from their new up-and-coming album tentatively titled Nutsmackin', T-Baggin'.

Contains offensive language.

Version 1 (contains guitar): Version 2 (just bass and drums):

This one took for ever because I had to keep exporting audio and loading new project files with fewer plugins to reduce memory use. It's the bass guitar's fault.

I used a plugin that has screamed metal words. I strung together the words I could find into this song. Also, the band was drunk for part of recording. Lyrics: Fuck You Fuck you fuck you fuck you Weep, no pity, suck me Can't control death, fuck it I is Master, me must lick that black beast Honor my pain, my torment that I give You weep, your mother suck my Kill kill kill, kill kill kill I waste that hole I is Master, me must lick that black beast Honor my pain, my torment that I give You weep, your mother suck my Kill kill kill, kill kill kill Me rage pain This empty hell This empty hell Me rage pain

Not a genre

Many muted notes; much tremolo; galloping

I was inspired by watching a Primus concert on YouTube.

There is much tremolo picking contained herein. My computer did it.

Some of these plugins are not free.

This plugin is not free.

I am now using (when my computer's memory permits it) the free drum plugin known as Steven Slate Drums 5 Free Edition. Free and paid versions here: https://stevenslatedrums.com/ssd5/

Testing out a musical text to speech plugin, AlterEgo or something.

Bongos plugin is free: http://www.vst4free.com/free_vst.php?plugin=DPinga_Bongo&id=2824

I must apologize, but I half-assed the vocals like always. I just wanted to test my new microphone. It's alright.

Some technodigital music. Behold.

My first music in months. I've been traveling.

New tracks and a re-render of Metal Fight Battle, because a snare was out of place. Six tracks.

Here we have some compositions from up-and-coming hip hop artist Petey MkNuttz.

5 new tracks, including the Alphabet song, Metal Battle Fight, and Death Kill Death, as well as some instrumentals.

4 new tracks

2 new tracks

Featuring Marimba, Acoustic and Electric Guitars, and Drumset. Combination of synthesized and sampler instruments.

2 more tracks. The second one is better.

Five tracks

The first track took me haurs 'n' shit.

4 more tracks. I've been busy.

There are some special tracks on this one. There's 5.

4 more tracks on this one, starting with a rendition of Clare Jig. I especially like the second half of the second song

Use the track skip button to go cycle through. There's 4.

I had too many tracks to give them all separate posts, so here's six. Skip through them at your leisure.

I made the mistake of not EQing my guitars, so there's mud, but I like the composition.

I like the first part.

This is the first time I've done a version of someone else's music. This is an old Irish jig that most people have probably heard. I did it to understand the swing timing.

I like this one.