Donkey Rectum Tunes

I used the original vocals for this. Unfortunately, the word "cunt" was censored in the sample I found. Lame. The rest of the instruments are virtual. By the way, I'm doing all these covers to see if I can recreate realistic guitar sounds with DI samples and free amp and distortion plugins. Free plugins: Blue Cat free amp Mercuriall JCM800 Hot Preamp NadIR cabinet simulator Pro F.E.T. distortion pedal TAL Tube saturator Wave Arts Tube Saturator Vintage

Made using virtual instruments.

Remastering an old piano and guitar and drum track. It was earsplitting before. Less so now.

Created using midi instruments

I do more than remaster these in truth. I exchange samples, remix, and then master them. Original: New:

Snare be compressed as a mu'fucka.

Original: Remaster:

Original: Remaster:

I'm remastering some of my old tracks to practice mastering and apply since-learned mixing skills. These tracks are of questionable listenability, but I am trying to bring them up to a decent level. This first one, I think, was alright to begin with. Here's the original: And the first remaster: And the second remaster: This other track was like polishing a poo. I can't find the address of the original, but here's the remaster:

Mothafuckas who put bullshit in tea incur my rage and destruction.

A modern mountain song about drugs and atheism

House music with dubstep-like bits. I think that's what to call this.

Still playing around with vocal processing. I'm learning how to use compression more effectively.

I experiment with vocal processing.

A story rap about cryptocurrency and headhunters. Warning: this song is ten and a half minutes long.

I had fun putting together various samples to make this. It's weird.

About hos

A song about homeless people written by a formerly homeless person.

I spent a few hours on this one.