Donkey Rectum Tunes

 I remade a few of my older and stupider rap songs because I actually know how to mix for shit now and the originals sounded awful, and I made a new song. I think all of these turned out well. These tracks contain language that assholes will find offensive. Nigga Krampus (written October 2020): Bitch-Ass Booshit 2020 Redux: How It Do 2020 Redux: Nutz is Regnant 2020 Redux: Haters Gon' Hate 2020 Redux:

A classical solo piano piece written in E Minor

I completed two tracks in September. Here they are. Royotoms and Strings in A Phrygian: Piano in A Phrygian:

 I made jack shit in July and August, and due to being out of practice what I did make is not excellently mixed, but I consider it listenable. Here are one track from each month. July: August:

I took Davie504's recent challenge and made this song and music video. Here are both.

I am currently prototyping a synth module that will run on a Raspberry Pi Zero, take midi input, and generate sounds with the synth and sequencing app Sunvox. Here's my second beat made using Sunvox in video and audio.

These are conceptual fragments of what may become a complete song as I practice what is my new favorite scale, the double harmonic scale, or 5th mode of Hungarian Minor. It's the scale used in Misirlou, which I was practicing when I came up with these. The first is an intro melody and the second a verse/chorus riff for a surf song. These are the first recordings made with my Behringer U-Phoria UM2 audio interface. For the cheapest audio interface on Amazon, I think it sounds decent. Behringer is a German company that makes audio gear. Their $10 headphones aren't very good though. Of note is the fact that while Behringer claims this device is plug-and-play, you do in fact have to download a driver from an unadvertised, unlinked page on their site, the link to which I found on a forum, or the device will not work. However, after doing so, even with the zero-latency switch off, this device has almost no latency. I got it for less than $30 on sale, but I think it's closer to

Composed by Edvard Grieg

Three loops were obtained from prodmac10 on looperman.com I composed the bass, drums, Rhodes e-piano, and high octave guitar solo, and did the effects, mixing, and mastering.

That's the long title for this song. I learned how to use a vocoder from this project. It's really stupid and incredible.

Track 1: Uses JCM800 Pre-Amp and NadIR from Ignite Amps (free), as well as Riot Drums from Ugritone ($5 with their newsletter right now), and TAL-Tube from TAL Software (free) Track 2: 8-Bit sounds made using NES VST Track 3: Uses Retro Boy plugin by Sound-Base Audio and Groove Machine Synth from Image-Line Track 4: Heavy use of GMS, including for the meow sounds Track 5: Uses a slap bass line from Davie504 on Youtube. I posted a video a few days ago and linked to it here on Blogger.

Five more tracks created between May 15th and 17th. Their volumes vary from track to track. Six Quarter Beats Per Rectangle PIANOONEOTECHNORETROCLASSICOMETAL Actually just piano 8-Bit Song 001 Big Bertha Bass Retro Boy plugin test By the way, Retro Boy is a plugin that I highly recommend for making low bit sounds. Visit https://sbaud.io/retro-boy-vst-plug-in/ to download for free. Also, Basic65 is another good plugin for the same purpose: http://www.vst4free.com/free_vst.php?id=1815

I made these four tracks in the first fourteen days of May 2020. One has two versions mixed on headphones and speakers respectively. They each sound way crappier using the other type of output. I don't know what they'll sound like on whatever you use so I uploaded them both. It's important to ride your volume knob when switching between my tracks because their peaks range from -6dB to -1.5dB upon export. I have not decided on an absolute standard. Also some sounds just sound louder even when they're quite, like saw waves. VIPs know what I mean. Super awesome fun time happy ending electronical technological archaeologico-phenomenal bongo music made by FELIX MARCRARONL1111!! RAUCUS-like-BACCHUS sedimentary Moose-sick made using sampler plugins on my LAPtop!!122loL HEADPHONES mix of piano techno 2 SPEAKERS mix of piano techno 2 Mega-Ultima-Meteo-Master-Tonberry-Cure-3-Sephiroth's-Supernova-Attack-in-Final-Fantasy-7-Synthesizer Techno BEET SALAD!!

Windows stopped recognizing my audio jack some of the time in April, so I had to revisit these tracks once I fixed the problem. Now the one that used to blow out your ears through headphones doesn't. SUBBBBBBBAsssssss111 Piano Low Tempo Dance Piano and Super Synthesizer MADNESSS!!! IT'S MADNESS, I SAYYYY!!! Holy super fuck! This sentence is still part of the title.

A new dope bEATZZZ11 made based on a guitar loop from a Cymatics pack. It's titled Cuz I Nut.

I will now post all of the tracks I've made in the last several months without uploading anything to the Internet. Here are the four from February: Poo Pooo Pooooo Pianu Reeves Melodeus Rex 5001 Pianofel

I produced this music from a Bassline played by Davie504 on a Youtube video. Mp3 Will be posted separately eventually. I'm actually backlogged a few months with unpublished tracks, so I'll get to that some time.